7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule)

Should one player, play out an entire game and not pocket a single one of their own balls (excluding the white and/or eight ball) is concindered to have lost by seven balls. Thus resulting in that competitor having to drop their pants and make his way around the pub minus their own shorts.

7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule)

If (1st player) doesnt sink a single one of their own ball and (2nd player) pots all their balls (including eight ball so long thus ball hasnt been sunk already)

(1st player) must make his way around pub and or taven without their pants

by Australian Pub Pool Commity October 30, 2012

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

to let a person live and make their own decisions or not to clamp their style.

hey bro, you shouldn't do that
woah we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

by 420coolgirl69 November 9, 2019

dildo pool

a pool with a giant dildo in it

person: omg wanna swim in ur dildo pool?
person 2: yas

by Cult of the Beyond Hater May 26, 2022

Play Pool

The act of rubbing one's dick against another guy's balls.

Guy 1: Hey man, you wanna play pool later?
Guy 2: Yeah sure, whose cue stick are we using?
Guy 1: We'll use yours this time.

by randalfromstatefarm September 3, 2017

pirate pool

Common term used in playing pool when you give your opponent a bad shot on purpose. Usually done at the end of the game when you're about to win and you don't want your opponent to catch up

Player 1: You completely missed your shot, why did you put it in the worst place possible?
Player 2: Pirate pool.

by TheeeWiseJanitor August 7, 2017

swimming pool hotdog

when the buns are a little bit soggy

i gave stacy a swimming pool hotdog

by rennepenne December 3, 2023