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Baseball Turtle

Someone who is slowly covering the bases of a relationship over a period of time. Taking a relationship slowly.
Teddy's a Baseball Turtle with Anthony. It's been six months and they've only gotten to second base!
by Kili the Dwarf December 6, 2014
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piss turtle

Surprise moment when a guy is pissing ( after having to hold it for an extremely long time ) and at the height of the stream he has an urge to shit. The brown turtle head wants out. Now begins the coordinated effort in continuing to piss while keeping from shitting yourself.
Dude I was at a wedding and after about the fifth toast I was about to piss myself. I got to the bathroom and out of now where I had a piss turtle situation on my hands.
by Irish don June 26, 2014
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awkward turtle squad

A rare selective group comprised of the dankest meme masters who often find themselves acting like awkward turtles.
Dang, I wish I was a part of the awkward turtle squad. Too bad it's only Dirty Dank Darrel and Dirty Dank Daisy...
by Dirty Dank Daisy March 3, 2016
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Garden turtle

A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline
by Uncy Joe April 18, 2018
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Urinal Turtle

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1.(noun) When someone takes a dump in a urinal {original definition}.
2.(noun) An unusually small turtle that swims through the sewer and out of the urinal {additional}.
3.(verb) To shove an acquaintance's face into the urinal cake {additional}
1. I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.
2. My grandpa freaked out when he discovered a urinal turtle whilst relieving himself.
3. I lost a friend today when I urinal turtled him right before his big performance in front of the crowd.
by walkerslaw69696969 December 1, 2017
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Nested Turtle

1. When the head of the pecker protrudes into the shaft creating a image like a turtles head hiding in its shell.
“As the winter began in pecker town, all the men started to feel a strange sensation. Owen asked why his weiner appeared to look like a turtle hiding in his shell. Vagman, (the man with the 12 inch shlong) Shouted, Hahahaha you have a nice nested turtle going.”
by CammyAlva June 24, 2018
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Curdle Turtle

The state of vulnerability after a man nuts on his stomach and doesn’t have a rag on hand.
My mom walked into my room and caught me in a curdle turtle
by nigganaut June 9, 2020
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