Statch Snatch

A derogatory term for a young Male or Female(in this case female) that is below the legal age of 18 but looks, acts, and dresses much older and is desireable to men who ARE older; a fine piece of ass that is just drastically too young for someone my age (example: 16 yearold female- 22 yearold male)

Dude that girl Allyson, she is a fine piece of statch snatch.
If I wasn't 21 I would so go after that statch snatch.

by Michael Silvia October 5, 2007

Stationary Crunk

A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.

Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!

by mobile crunk February 23, 2009

statchy

Statutory rape. Sex with a minor. Phrase coined by Crustified Dibbs in the track "Statchy."

She told me she was 18 and now I'm doing a 2-5 bid for statchy.

by crustnuts November 30, 2009

stationary joe

when a guy simply just takes it in the butt without movement; opposite of a spinning jenny

Wow, he pulled a stationary joe last night.

by Stationary Joe October 18, 2011

stating a point

When you tell somebody how it is and you don't beat around the bush. You tell the person what's wrong without making a big fuss of it.

I'm not arguing with you, I'm just stating a point.

by Katelena January 2, 2016

station camp

4-0 bc we are better

gallatin couldn’t take the smoke

station camp is swag

by ayebruhswag September 10, 2021

Cotching stations

Designated place of cotch

"All aboard cotching stations" - Sat down, sufficient munch, swill with TV remotes and xbox controllers to boot in reachable distances. The key is little movement as possible and ultimately cotched. Dream.

by potts27 October 14, 2011