simple plan

The best fucking band in the whole goddamn mother fucking world!!
There songs have such meanings; welcome to my life so describes the way I feel in everything that I do
Simple plan fuckin rocks!!

Simple plan is the gnarliest freakin band in the world!!! They fuckin rock!! And there hair is sooooo fuckin cute! They have that johnny knoxville mohawk thing going on. They fuckin rock and they are soooooo hott!

by gretchenhardcock October 22, 2008

Simple Plan

No one gives a shit if you don't like them.
They have ONE song about their dad, and they talk about how it was hard for them to do what made them happy, and still please their family.
...that's not complaining. That's encouraging.

They actually have charities set up to help teenagers with problems. They are not just 'winging about their sucky lives.'

One of the only bands using their fame for good things.

They have so much talent, and the only reason people hate them so much is because people can't think for themselves.

Definately the most amazing band, and some of the greatest boys ever.

Unlike most bands, Simple Plan have fans they have will stick with them.

A: have you heard Simple Plan?
B: No. A lot of people hate them, so obviously they suck.

by sp37 June 23, 2009

simple man

the best cover song ever. done by shinedown.

shinedown has an amazing song called simple man.

by charlie p. July 26, 2006

Simple Plan

One of the most awesome bands ever. They actually write their own songs, so its actually their music. They really don't care what people say about them, and the only one that's dyed their hair black is David Desrosiers(bass player). The band consists of 5 memebers:
Pierre Bouvier: Lead Vocals
David Desrosiers: Bass, Back Up Vocals
Sebastien Lefebvre: Back Up Guitar, Back Up Vocals
Jean-Francois Stinco(Jeff): Lead Guitar
Charles Comeau(Chuck): Drums

As Pierre sang his heart out, and as David, Seb, and Jeff strummed their guitars, as Chuck took all his anger out on the drum set that sat before him, the crowd chanted: "Simple Plan, Simple Plan!"

by Julsie May 17, 2005

simulpiss

Simulpiss (v.) - pronounced sigh-mul-piss, like simulcast; the act of two or more people urinating in a toilet at the same time, often due to social situations involving overpopulation and consumption of adult beverages coupled with inadequate facilities. This act is most often performed by two men or a man and a woman.

-"Damn is this the line for the bathroom? I can barely hold it any longer!"
-"Its cool girl, just slide back a little farther on the toilet and we'll simulpiss."

by FoxyManStud February 9, 2009

Simultype

Simultype is the act of typing a line of dialogue in a chat room or text chain at the same time another person is typing, creating two different conversations, each based off of the same original message.

Alice: I had a black cat once
Bob: I don't like cats
Alice: I like black
Bob: Simultype

by Jack Asher February 1, 2014

Simulated Hunt

When you hunt something down without hurting it; akin to raising a child.

Guy 1: “Hey how’s your mother doing?”

Guy 2: “Fine, now that I’ve performed a simulated hunt on that beast.”

by grammarpolice_# April 12, 2022