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1. A computer programming language
2. Shortened version of Simulacrum, a robot with a deceased humans mind from Titanfall/Apex legends.
1. Simula is an old programming language
2. Ash is a Simula.
Simula by Simula November 23, 2021

simulflush 

the act of flushing the toilet simultaneously while defecating in order to not let people hear embarassing noises coming out of your ass
(Roger and Dave using the urinal)

Dave: Hey, Man! Someone in the stall behind us just flushed the toilet twice and never came out!
Roger: That guy's a simulflusher! Hope he did not have a rectum ripper!
simulflush by brooskitooski November 7, 2010

silly simulator 

the only game were you can get beat up constantly without getting mad

Simultemporal 

The nature of time as being simultaneous rather than sequential or linear. The experience of living time all at once, of past and future being equally present and equidistant.
The simultemporal experience was transformative, providing clarification of issues as diverse as the questions of free will and destiny, and the nature of death.
Simultemporal by Monkey's Dad September 18, 2019

over-stimulation

When you have too much of something and the pleasure is unbearable or uncomfortable.
Chris endured over-stimulation when his girlfriend jacked him off for too long.

hat simulator 

A first person shooter made by Valve Industries to make money
"What were you doing last night?"

"TF2"

"You mean that hat game?"

"Its not all about hats"

"The game is basically a hat simulator"