Simul

hot girl/guy who's a freak in bed but looks normal

Man, I got Simuled last night!

by swaggalicioushoee May 20, 2011

Simul

The act of a single individual farting and burping simultaneously.

Show some presence, man! That fart and burp were only a second a part. They could have been simul.

by blubbo November 7, 2010

simul sip

when two or more people simultaneously take a sip of their respective drinks, resulting in a silent moment of awkwardness.

As I reached for my cup, I sensed my co-worker was reaching for hers, to avoid the awkwardness of the simul sip, I held the drink in my hand until she finished quaffing.

by Christine Palau May 17, 2006

simul-tetris

A contracted version of the word "simultaneous" used by announcers of Classic Tetris matches when both players score a tetris, well, simultaneously.

A simul-tetris for Greentea and Joseph; they are on-pace, exactly with each other.
the dude commentating saying stuff like "simul-tetris" i'm dying tho lmao

by Smartkid123456789 October 24, 2020

Simul-core

Meaningless, except for those "in the know". It means, literally, that someone on this planet or somewhere in the universe, is also listening to the same exact song you're listening to right now, beginning and ending at the same time, simultaneously, whenever you listen to music. A mockery of all the ___-core buzzwords used to hype this or that new band. In short, no one is as special as they'd like to think they are.

OMFG, I love Dick Wang and the Johnsons, they are the sickest simul-core band there is!

by scarebear May 9, 2006

Simul-Text

A common occurence that all fast-pace text messengers experience. When in conversation with another, you will send a text before the other has a chance the reply, thus throwing the conversation off track. You will get a text answering a question while you are sending a different text. Thus, simultaneous text messaging.

Bobby: Hey are you picking up the pizza? (6:40)
Bobby: Nevermind I got it. (6:43)
Christine: I thought you had it? (6:43)
Chrisine: Ahh, simul-text

by boi-1-da July 6, 2011

simul poop

When you and your girl decide to poop in the same toilet, in bob sled position. Aka the simul poop.

Girl: “Babe our apartment is so small, and I have to poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”

by GaPeach007 May 4, 2019