grammarpolice_#'s definitions

Simulated Hunt

When you hunt something down without hurting it; akin to raising a child.

Guy 1: “Hey how’s your mother doing?”

Guy 2: “Fine, now that I’ve performed a simulated hunt on that beast.”

by grammarpolice_# April 12, 2022

What the John?!

A exlamation that serves to show how very mind bogglingly confused one might be. Perchance.

Guy: My cat ate the leftovers of my pet worm.

Guy 2: Perchance, What the John?!

by grammarpolice_# February 7, 2024

Egads!

An exclamation that only omega nerds are allowed to say unironically.

Guy 1: Hey, sorry man I ran over your dog.

Guy 2: Egads! How terrible!

by grammarpolice_# February 8, 2024

Royalty Free

A piece of music that cannot be stolen.

Guy: I did not cite the royalty free music.
Girl: literally stealing.
Guy: haha you’re wrong.

by grammarpolice_# April 12, 2022