scumperty

Eating seasoned sausages off skewer, while pooping in a bucket for your dog to masturbate on. Then once your done you will feed it to your goldfish named Jeff who leaves it till it dissolves and turns into algae. After that your fish lays eggs in it and you name them; Shit, Shitty, Pretty Shit & Shite.

I scumpertied
Defined: Scumperty is eating sausages off a skewer

by Sharcarnie June 22, 2019

shumplump

A blonde hair, blue eyed, tall grade eight student who also stole Christmas and is never giving it back

The nerds like to call me shumplump

by Joje and shangrinch September 28, 2019

Slump Cunt

A person that is usually lazy and tired, and often tends to be rather unlikable and annoying. Comes from the combination of the word 'slump' meaning slouching, and 'cunt' being an insult. Usually used in South England.

Ben: What happened to Mickey?
Kevin: Ignore Mickey, he's a slump cunt.

by CaravanPrizeFighter October 3, 2019

scumptious

A load that tastes good simply because the guy is hot. Cum that is extremely tasty and delicious sucked out of a young stud.

I saw this hot young lacrosse player at the gym and totally blew him in his car. He was so scumptious I even swallowed!

by Bigviscousshotter January 2, 2020

slumped

When you fall in a position where your body looks broken or crooked.

My cousin was bouncing on a trampoline when he fell and got slumped.

by Smb_Nation March 9, 2020

Slumpskee

A rapper who drops nothing but heat

Yo you hear that new slumpskee?
Yea it was heat

by yung teriyaki May 9, 2020

Slumph

A group of geezers.

I watched the retirement parade safely from the balcony as another wandering slumph meandered by reeking of mentholatum, cigars and talcum powder.

by Notageezer August 20, 2020