road pudding

Not being able to hold it when in a car and having to poop along side of the road.

He dropped some road pudding right before exit 10.

by DiggingBear November 4, 2021

Pedophile Pudding Cup

A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.

"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "

That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.

That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.

by Purple_Krusher420 August 14, 2021

Panty Pudding

The mixture of bodily fluids that accumulate in the panties after sex

"I need to change my panties. They're filled with PANTY PUDDING."

by K4Kutie September 16, 2021

Prayer Pudding

The froth that appears on the corners of a priest's mouth while he's talking. Often caused by too much talking without drinking enough water. Sometimes, he will unknowingly spray it onto the parishioners.

Altar Boy 1: Eww did you see Father Jerry?
Altar Boy 2: Yeah, look at all of that Prayer Pudding around his mouth!
Altar Boy 1: I think I got some on my face!
Altar Boy 2: Me too! That's disgusting.

by jackbox281 September 28, 2021

cantonese pudding

A man defecates on a woman’s chest between her breasts and then titty fucks her.

The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.

“I thought our sex life was boring until he made me some Cantonese pudding”

by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

Crème Pudding Crème Château

dessert made of a mixture of cake and pudding, mostly caramel.
Originated from Chambly, Québec

i'll order half a pound of cream pudding cream castle.
Do you mean, Crème Pudding Crème Château?

by Canadian_Woodpiker December 3, 2021

applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.

"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022