Gerard

A man of Filipino descent who enjoys getting all the b*tches and yields a wooden poo spoon to battle.

He additionally enjoys flinging poo water.

Stefan: Have you seen Gerard today? He's immaculately dressed and beat a dude with wooden spoon.
Erick: Yeah, that's his poo spoon.

by NotAShithead July 28, 2022

gerald

old guy, massive penis, swings that thing around like the blades on a helicopter. don't let the enormous penis fool you ladies, this man loves dick, Gerald is so gay, pipes his booty till he cries with 4 big guys

"brooooo, you heard about Gerald yet homie, yeah the gay, he piped my booty till I cried."

by lilgoose321 July 30, 2022

geraint

an interesting welsh man who loves anything to do with potatoes or red wine. this is evident by his pot belly AKA "puppy fat". he likes to tell wild outlandish stories about riding goats and seeing UFOs. has suspected ADD and ADHD and has a degree in double handling.

I told you dont put that there, (in strong welsh accent) well you didnt tell me that, leve me alone im being a geraint

by a concerned granchild August 6, 2022

Geranize

The act of always being able to find the bright side of anything or any situation, even when no one else can find one.

War is horrible, don’t try to geranize war, there is no bright side.

by Pcdawg August 21, 2022

Gerale

The place to be.

Join Gerale

by Brookfresh October 8, 2022

Geraldinho

A absolute god of a man. A menace on the football pitch. His only rival being god and satan themselves who aren’t even anywhere as good. He scored 1384583058294 goals in just 1 game against all the best players once getting 12723784 assists to himself aswell.

Geraldinho is also credited for being the father of all the top other football player even though they aren’t even 1% as good as him.

“Oh my look at Geraldinho he’s a god!”

Person one: “wow that guys really good at football

Person two: yeah but he’s nothing compared to Geraldinho

by anonymous November 3, 2022

Gerald

My daddy. He birthed me from his belly.

I love you Gerald.

by Lon McDean December 21, 2022