70 mph Diet
Oh yah, he didn't learn, this is his 3rd ticket this month. He should've listened to me when I told him to go on the 70 mph Diet.
70 mph Diet by Saralise September 6, 2007
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'No Diet' Diet
When somebody doesn't eat in order to get quickly get rid of those extra five to ten lbs of unwanted fat. A temporary, milder form of anorexia, however, these individuals will usually resume their regular eating habits upon reaching their target weight goal.
Jill:"Hey Mary, do you want a fish taco?"
Mary:"Nah, I'm on the 'no diet' diet, I gotta lose 5 lbs. by Friday."
Mary:"Nah, I'm on the 'no diet' diet, I gotta lose 5 lbs. by Friday."
'No Diet' Diet by Briellea November 19, 2010
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IceCream Diet
When a person, usually female, wants to loose a little bit of weight without having to stop eating large consumptions of ice cream. In most cases, the person replaces balanced meals (breakfast, lunch, and/or dinner) with ice cream, that way their calorie intake is smaller than usual and they still get to eat tons of ice cream. 5 to as much as 15 pounds can be lost from this diet, however, be warned that the diet is known for its unhealthiness. Many people lack basic nutrition in this diet, and often find themselves tired all the time and dizzy.
"How do you eat so much ice cream but continue to loose weight?" -Person 1
"Isn't it obvious, I'm on the Icecream diet!" -Person 2
"Isn't it obvious, I'm on the Icecream diet!" -Person 2
IceCream Diet by icecreamloverr July 22, 2011
balanced-diet
The practise of maintaining a life while also eating nutritiously.
While most would define a balanced-diet in terms of nutritional value, the correct definition relates to maintaining a balanced lifestyle which includes sleeping, partying and eating well.
While most would define a balanced-diet in terms of nutritional value, the correct definition relates to maintaining a balanced lifestyle which includes sleeping, partying and eating well.
Ahh I'd love to cook pork belly but i'm trying to maintain a balanced-diet, so I'm gonna go party instead.
balanced-diet by cloudedhaus May 11, 2018
new girlfriend diet
new girlfriend diet by luisfemart April 3, 2011
jesus diet
Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"
Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"
Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"
The Jesus Diet!!!!!
Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"
Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"
The Jesus Diet!!!!!
jesus diet by Brian Campbel February 14, 2008
Atkins diet
A crappy exscuse for a diet. People on it eat basically anything they want exept bread, pasta, fruit, and veggies.
Think it sounds stupid now? Well the guy who made it died of obesity!
The people who are actully stupid enough to go on it gain more weight than than they lose.
If you want to lose weight use slim-fast!
Think it sounds stupid now? Well the guy who made it died of obesity!
The people who are actully stupid enough to go on it gain more weight than than they lose.
If you want to lose weight use slim-fast!
Someidiot: Jeez, I went on that Atkins diet and I gained 35 pounds. But I was only trying to lose 10.
Otheridiot: Yer lucky, I went on it and I gained 50!
Otheridiot: Yer lucky, I went on it and I gained 50!
Atkins diet by bitch#1 April 16, 2005