bitch#1's definitions

Blow

1.Cocain. A drug that's sniffed up the nose.
2.A blow job.

1.Ohhh I'm so high right now.
2.No I won't give you a blow job, we just met!

by bitch#1 March 21, 2005

Atkins diet

A crappy exscuse for a diet. People on it eat basically anything they want exept bread, pasta, fruit, and veggies.
Think it sounds stupid now? Well the guy who made it died of obesity!
The people who are actully stupid enough to go on it gain more weight than than they lose.
If you want to lose weight use slim-fast!

Someidiot: Jeez, I went on that Atkins diet and I gained 35 pounds. But I was only trying to lose 10.
Otheridiot: Yer lucky, I went on it and I gained 50!

by bitch#1 April 16, 2005

UD

Urban Dictionary, this website.
Often used in this site by the people who edit it.

Person: What does fo' shizzle mean?
Person2:Umm... I dunno...
Person:Oh thanks for telling me you jackass, imma go to UD!

by bitch#1 March 23, 2005

R. Kelly

A weird "rapper" who pees on people.

Dude I just saw the video for Ignition I can't beleive he actully peed on those girls!

by bitch#1 March 21, 2005

itunes

itunes is a crappy media (music only) player put out by apple computers. its not worth getting! when i had it on my comp it would not let me delete a few files, even after i had deleted itunes, those few file fucked up my computer so bad!
DO NOT GET ITUNES!!

some idiot: ahhhh my computer is ruined now i have to get another one!
me: i told you not to get itunes! you should have listed!

by bitch#1 March 20, 2005

LOTR

Lord Of The Rings a book/movie about a bunch of weird evil creaters

dude i just saw the second LOTR move and i was better then the first!

by bitch#1 March 20, 2005

queerbate

1.A man, note neccisarily gay, that seems to attract gay men.
2.A general insult for a guy.

1.Dude,, another guy hitting on you, your a real queerbate!
2.Get off my lawn you crazy queerbate!

by bitch#1 March 21, 2005