Splash hoes

Thirsty and slutty thots looking for attention. All they want is a "splash" of water to quench their thirst

Guy 1: Who are those girls over there going crazy on the dance floor?
Guy 2: Ignore them, they are just splash hoes

by The Grinder23 June 4, 2015

Splarch

A particularly gloopy or gelatinous sample of jizzum.

Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.

"My mate just blew his load in the sink, fucking splarch everywhere."

"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"

by ThatGoodD December 28, 2015

splattershat

Past tense- a bowel movement that splatters out from the anus onto the sides of the toilet bowl or where ever else the anus may have been aimed

Dude, do you have a towel in here? I just splattershat all over...sorry.

by SplatsMcGatts April 8, 2016

Splange

When something is dropped or falls to the ground and spreads out with the impact

1. The ripe melon hit the floor with a splange

2. The bowl fell off the work surface , hit the floor and the custard splanged everywhere

by Metalworker August 17, 2016

Splatter pussy

When the vagina gives off extra secretions during rough intercourse to cause a splattering of fluids outside the body.

There was so much splatter pussy on the backseat after that crazy sex!

by MP915 May 23, 2016

splashcocking

The act of a member of your squad, by engaging in conversation that cock blocks them, and in return cock blocks the squad.

"Man, i was out with the fellas last night, and Pete and Alec were talking about abortions and Illuminati theories in front of the ladies, they really cock-blocked themselves, and in turn splashcocked the whole squad."

See Definition Splashcocking

by Squilled November 25, 2016

Splackian

To be of Dominican, Italian , and African descent

Wait I thought you were just black? No I'm splackian.

by Andre Garcia III June 12, 2017