Haze nut

The overwhelming need to “nut” in the next hole attached to a human you see.

John: “Hi Pete, I have a desire to Haze nut in you.”
Pete: “Well John, when you gotta Haze nut you gotta Haze nut.”

by Dr. Huntil August 27, 2021

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Hazel Grove

A typical overspill of Stockport and surrounding areas. Where people who live in hazel grove want or long to live in the posh make believe part called Norbury. The A6 road slices through this hell hole of poverty. The A6 is like 8 mile to Americans. The 192 connects Stockport and other areas to Hazel Grove. Where outsiders gather to the incredibly rough bars and pubs to drink and fight. The A6 of hazel grove has little to offer. It is highly polluted by unlimited traffic and crime. The local ‘spoons is where the locals get tanked up then it’s off to the world infamous Bamboo club to fight the night away. If a nuclear bomb went off in that place. Needless to say there wouldn’t be any loss of life and benefit costs would fall in the area for a month or two. Hazel grove is an ugly, crime ridden dump. Avoid.

Hazel grove ‘if you’re barred from any pub in the local area for fighting don’t worreh Hazel Grove has got your back!’ You’ll need a gun or a knife to defend yourself in this aggressive town.

by Voice of reason September 6, 2021

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hazel grove

The most beautiful shithole of south manchester. The epitome of teenage drinking and drug abuse. You can’t go within 300m of a field without seeing a group of 15 year olds either ketted out of their bean or with a bottle of v-kat. Its the place some call home. Its a place most avoid. If youre looking for a night out go to the bamboo with its sticky floors, its a once in a lifetime experience.

Lets go sit outside hazel grove maccies til we can find a motive

by Brad.cp September 6, 2021

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Hazlin

Hazlin is the most pretty person alive inside and out,she always wants have fun with her friends and family,somewhat shy but knows when to break it.Hazlin only knows what she is going through ,did I mention she is drop deadd gorgeous sooo prettyy!!,she is soo relatible and her sense of fashion is amazing always keeping up with trends.

Person:who’s is that

Person 2:that’s hazlin go talk to her she is super sweet

by People that l. Know November 21, 2021

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