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strawberry goggles

when a man places his balls in a womans? eyes
dude i gave your mom black eyes when i gave her my strawberry goggles
by monkeytoucher December 27, 2008
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Speed Goggles

Where a man or woman spends far too much time on dodgy swinging web sites after taking large amounts of speed. You'll know when the Speed Goggles kick in as you will start to find mingers really quite doable.
"Wow she's cute"

"No mate, that's your speed goggles kicking, stop letching and snort this"
by draventwo April 12, 2009
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beer goggles

The strange appearance of contact lenses which elevate previously obnoxious multi warted hogs, to the status of worth having a go on.
"feels warm, smells nice, female... Good start, FUCK Me, i must of been wearing my beer Goggles, hope i had brewers droop, cus i'd hate to see the offspring of this one".
by stouffer March 4, 2003
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Halo Goggles

Light perscription glasses or vision enhancing device needed/worn only while watching TV, playing video games, or attending sporting events.
Well if we're gonna play Matchmaking, I better put on my Halo Goggles, I need every advantage I can get!
by Williestyle December 28, 2008
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glaggles

glaggles
a word that is formed when the brain cannot decide whether to say glasses or goggles. Also a name for prescription goggles such as the type worn in sports.
Theresa: I need to wear goggles for lacrosse but I can't see anything without my glasses.
Kate: why dont you ask your mom to take you to the eye doctor to get some glaggles?
Theresa: good idea!

~and~

Taylor: The warm air in here is making my glaggles fog up
Zach: don't you mean your goggles?
Taylor: Yeah, but 'glasses' was the first word to jump into my head, then goggles, so they got slurred together
by eulien December 9, 2008
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Ze goggles, zey do nothing!

A phrase of mostly-unknown origin which is used on forums and image boards to denote that a certain story or image is shocking, disgusting, appalling, etc.
*someone posts scat porn*

Me: ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING!!
by desudesudesu September 5, 2007
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roman goggles

The opposite of "plating." To wear Roman goggles is to go through life not willing to see people's shit.
Some of the people who come into the ER are so dysfunctional, I have to wear Roman goggles just to stitch them up.
by SootyUnicorn December 8, 2013
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