Half-flu

cold symptoms minus the snot

Carl is working from home today as he has half-flu

by efsquared May 7, 2019

Bird flu

Bird flu

Oh no I got the bird flu

by Bird gurl September 16, 2019

Dega Flu

after a wekend in talladega extreme diearhea drowzeies and sick ness occur

I was glued to the toilet with Dega flu after the 500 race

by Dega Flu October 14, 2019

Flu

The flu is the hurtful and shity but effective way to get out of going to school

mom:wake up we are going to school
kid:i have the flu and feel like absolute shit help me
mom: you’ll be fine

by JohnnyBlu3 November 25, 2019

Man flu

The man flu is where a dude will feel under the weather for a few hours/half the day after sitting outside in the cold for hours while smoking half a pack of cigarettes, some weed, and drinking jack Daniels. The man flu is also having a sinus headache.........that’s it. The man flu is a serious illness that should be announced to all and taken seriously. The man flu has no actual symptoms, when confronted about the man flu it can only be described as “ feeling really sick”. There is no cure for man flu.

My husband has the man flu. He has the sniffles and has dramatically thrown himself on the couch and called out of work.

by wastecase November 28, 2019

Murray Flu

A pussy ass bitch that uses excuses to get out of a few pints

That cunt has the Murray Flu

by KayTwoKay December 23, 2019

Rhysian Flu

Rhysian Flu

The Rhysian Flu is a term used to degrade those of a specific type of text role-players who prefer NSFW or ERP Scenarios and is mainly used to those of an illiterate kind. This term is most commonly used towards a member in a sub category of Discord Servers for the Rick Riordan Series Percy Jackson known as BlueSteel.

Guy 1: Wow man these retards have the Rhysian Flu

Guy 2: Rhysian Flu?

Guy 1: Yea, you know those assholes who ERP and shit?

by SteveCanLickMyAnus January 19, 2020