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Dean Ween

The lead Guitarist for the band Ween. his real name is Michael Melchiondo. He's a very good guitarist and is probably best in Buckingham green and a tear for eddie
He: that sound...could it be....OMG its Dean Ween!!!
by Servant of the boognish December 24, 2009
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Deangelo Hall

Cornerback for the Washington Redskins, favorite target of Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler.
Jay Cutler throws it to Deangelo Hall for the 4th time today!
by mike box November 23, 2010
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dead turk

A event, person or happenstance that is generally known of but not acknowledged by anyone. A elephant in the room.
Derived from the plotline of an episode of the PBS television series "Downton Abbey" in which the protagonists try and hide the death of a Turkish visitor.
While discussing the reorg, nobody acknowledged the dead turk in the room- the impending layoffs of half the staff.

The crushed fender wasn't the real problem. The dead turk was the empty liquor bottle under the front seat.
by Onisimos July 20, 2012
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Dean Guitars

Truly the best guitars known to man. Founded by Dean Zelinsky in 1977. Played by metal and rock legends Dave Mustaine, Dimebag Darrell, Michaelangelo Batio, Uli Jon Roth and many others.
Dean Guitars are the sexiest guitars ever! people's faces are melted when they hear a solo played on a Dean.
by blawzay August 5, 2012
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Deadphones

Head/earphones that no longer work
Guy 1: Dude can I borrow some headphones? I wonna listen to some sweet beats.

Guy 2: No, sorry dude.

Guy 1: Why, I thought you just got Dre Beats last week.

Guy 2: Yeah but they no longer work, they're Deadphones.

Guy 1: Man that sucks.
by sieffy13 June 25, 2012
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Dead Spider

The ultimate way to fully empty the scrote whilst blowing one's load and sending the male into a blissful, euphoric state. This can be achieved by curling the 4th and little fingers (which should be the only 2, not throttling the ferret) and intermittently pulsating them in order to make slight but firm contact with the testes (preferably the right hand nut). This technique, once perfected, has been known to cause multiple days off work in a row.
Man, what a shit week at work I've had, a little dead spider should pick me up for the weekend!
by feral_wombat69 January 12, 2014
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Dead-End Text

A text that closes the conversation because it doesn't lead to any engagement from the other user, besides one or two words.
by Bellaisa Filippis January 22, 2015
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