Pizza Bagels

The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.

Bring a surplus of pizza bagels to those who are not pregnant and leave with a significant other.

by Fitxzie February 12, 2018

Bagel syndrome

When your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too.

Oh,crap!! I need stitches. Now I got Bagel Syndrome

by Hippiechef July 25, 2016

Bageling

The term for when a dog or cat curls up into a ball and falls asleep, staying curled in the shape of a bagel

"Oh my gosh, look! Your cat is bageling!! AWWWW"

by Bugamasoo February 12, 2021

bagel 2020

VOTE BAGEL 2020 (he may have a weird obsession with the Beatles and isn’t funny and is sometimes boring but still)

person: bagel 2020
other person: YES

by Millowwww September 27, 2020

The Better Bagel

The bagel that broke the internet. Featuring the same net carb content as 2 slices of banana, 26g protein. No added sugar. Basically everybody's dream come true. It's the holy grain. The future. The most epic discovery of the 21st century. It's been reported that people are willing to do anything to get their hands on more Better Bagels. Some have tried trading their kids. The magic cannot be explained.

I really wish I was eating The Better Bagel instead of these carb-filled, high-calorie ones.

by BetterBagel November 23, 2021

Bagels

The best breakfast food.

Bagels are best when paired with cream cheese. Any other way is just wrong.

by IM RIGHT KEIRA February 27, 2020

Bagel

God.

I worshipped the bagel.

by The all seeing hat February 14, 2022