The Frosty Anus

When you and your old lady are getting freaky and she wants to suck whipped cream off of your dick but all you have is cake icing, you make due. Before she can start sucking the icing off you flip her over and shove it in the exit ramp. Giving her THE FROSTY ANUS!

Thank god we had left over buttercream icing from my kids birthday cake. I gave momma THE FROSTY ANUS last night!

The Frosty Anus by Mister Mustache June 7, 2021

Gayness in the anus 

Gayness in the anus, is where a guy is interested in a girl but yet likes to be fucked in the anus

Jeff: Dayne do your gayness in the anus
Dayne: how am I gayness in the anus
Jeff: Because you like girls but you like being fucked my men in the anus

Gayness in the anus by Mikaylass July 22, 2021

oscillate my anus 

This is a smart term for "Kiss my ass!" The word 'oscillate' means 'kiss' and the word 'anus' means 'ass'.

Bob: "You know fred your such a freak!"
Fred: "hey Bob, why dont you just oscillate my anus!!!!"

oscillate my anus by ***<3*** July 1, 2008

Garlic and Anus

Penis and Testicles.

Donato's Penis Room And Grill, Featuring: GARLIC AND ANUS

Garlic and Anus by Biotech is godzilla November 15, 2004

slim anus 

Slim anus is a nickname given to that pussy ass muthafucker Eminem. the reason he is called slim anus is a long ass story and cuz he likes it up the ass.(no offense to faggots just feminem)

Slim anus: Oh Shaggy give it to me up the ass!!!!!

Shaggy: Fuck you you pussy ass bitch boi. Go call on Dre and his fagot ass!!

slim anus by cottoncandy November 16, 2004

nacho anus 

The act of putting hot nacho cheese into one's anus and proceeding to squeeze it out unto nacho chips to enjoy.

"Man i'm hungry lets go make some nacho anus."

nacho anus by The Jackel May 16, 2006

Heinous Anus 

Noun- The number one greatest punk band on the planet, started in November of 2004 by the great Sam Stark (look up definition), and formed in the attic of Doug Mitchell(look up definition)'s home in Gilsum, NH. Sam Stark plays the mean lead guitar, Doug Mitchell on the bass, Greg Brown on the sick ass drums, and Sam Wyman just fucks around. They are an amazing band with many fans around the Monadnock region in New Hampshire. There debut show will be on April 20th 2005, at the Monadnock High School talent show. Be there, motherfuckers.

"Wow, I am in the mood for some incredible music, lets go to Gilsum and hear HEINOUS ANUS rock out with there cocks out. Yknow, they are so good, I just want to shag all of them", the really hot chick said.

Heinous Anus by HeinousAnus March 29, 2005