anus-juice-douchebag (AJD)

Anus-juice-douchebag - the absolute lowest semblance of a bottom feeding human being. AJD. A living person who is a tall thin rubber bag that contains so much anal-juice that there is no room for a brain.

Since Trump, lacks any trace of a moral compass, that makes him the first anus-juice-douchebag (AJD) to be US president.

by Arnold Haffers May 24, 2018

my anus is wide open for you

Favoritism.

Person 1: Hey! Can you lend me a helping hand?
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.

by Legend_Warp March 10, 2016

Tickle my anus and call me Samantha

Used when someone is surprised or angry

1.) Gas prices went down 50 cents? Well, tickle my anus and call me Samantha!

2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!

by Magic Mushrooms June 24, 2016

i have chicken nuggs in my anus

what someone says if they were smuggling chicken nuggets.

TSA: why do you have 67 chicken nuggets in your asshole

brian: i have chicken nuggs in my anus lol

by fat sealandish fish March 16, 2023

YOUR ANUS SMELLS LIKE SHIZNIT BIZZNITCH

THIS MEANS YOUR ANUS SMELLS LIKE SHIZNIT BIZZNITCH stinky poopy anus

everyones butthole smells like shiznit even people who wipe their rectum 50 times

big man adamsis sphinctor muscle is stinkalicous
yo saggy but stinky anus terds that smell like shiznit 5 is the best
MEEMEECEE MEEMEECEE

by pantera September 20, 2004

Anused

Describing the depth and width of one's anus.

That woman is shallow anused. My dick reaches her intestines.

by donkeywoman December 31, 2012

Anusitis

An intense puckering of the anus, creating soreness and pain. Typical cause is from sitting on a bicycle seat too long.

After the bike ride I was suffering from an acute case of anusitis, making it hard for me to sit.

by burfus man July 16, 2021