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Wastey

The perfect level of drunk where you don't need to drink anything else for an hour or so.
I cant wait to get wastey this weekend with the boys
by Pattybasc February 28, 2018
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Wasted

Things that people/you must say instead Rest In Peace
When your friends/lover/family or anyone who very close to you passed away
You just say: wasted

When your president or other leader died
You just say: wasted

When you died
Others just say: wasted
by Sir. B January 18, 2020
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Wasted King

A drink making device cobbled together from different parts, effectively a large blender.

Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.
"Dude, what happened?"

"Had three cups from the Wasted King man, I was gone."
by deletedexe January 14, 2023
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toxically wasted

When a passive-aggressive gets angry, and uses an excessive amount of sarcasm and reverse-psychology to completely obliterate and own an instigator. often completely unwarranted or over the top, and has an element of rant. the level of sourness displayed leaves a flavour in your mouth similar to that felt after eating a toxic waste lolly, renowned for their sourness and bitterness.
*In a classroom, harry chatting to mate*

Teacher to Harry: "go on harry, why don't you speak a bit louder, because i just don't think you are speaking loud enough, and in any case i think what you have to say about your pathetic weekend must be more important than the english lesson i am trying to give, especially once you consider that you will only need to know english for the rest of your life. in fact, why dont you come up to the front and take over the lesson, while we all patiently listen. come on. no? why not? you seemed to be enjoying talking over the top of me. well, here's your chance, i won't even try to speak while you are. go on...

*blah blah blah*

*awkward silence in class, harry mumbles non-committal reply*

Mate to harry: "dude, you just got toxically wasted. i think i'm gonna be sick from the sourness of that rant"
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Blacho Wasted

The act of getting so drunk that you face plant multiple times, black out heavily, try to fight every living thing and then ending your night by crying for no reason.
Steve: Dude you were sooo drunk last night!

Kyle: I know man 5 Four Lokos got me blacho wasted!

Steve: Dude I know you beat my ass!
by Kyle man November 15, 2012
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embryo wasted

The act of getting so drunk, you pull a lucy and pass out in any given spot.
Dude, I got so embryo wasted last night, I passed out face down in a lawn.
by kenluckatal November 29, 2012
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Taco Wasted

The act of eating an entire 12 pack of taco bell tacos in one sitting, and the feeling afterwards.
Last night I got Taco Wasted when I got home.
by Expo314 May 17, 2012
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