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vag vender

a woman who sells her vagina for crack.
"THE VAG VENDERS IN TOWN! VAG FOR EVERYONE!"
by orange123 March 2, 2009
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Waxing Vag

The art of using the lips of a vagina to smear wax all over one's body surface and then proceed to use the vagina as an arm of sorts to put the paper towels on the wax-covered surface and then ripping them off furiously while a chimpanzee between the age of 1-2 years old watches and faps casually.
The asian ordered the daily special "Waxing Vag".
by JimJum June 6, 2014
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Vag puppet

Man sarah is a total vag puppet
by Mtg187 February 15, 2020
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vag face

Phil aka Bling's vagina looking grill. Most mistake it and want to insert a finger.
Phil is a vag face all-star.
by Troy Baker October 5, 2007
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vag snack

The act of eating the leftover toilet paper balls and lint out of a girls vagina.
Or also known as clitter berries.
I was hungry while I went down on my partner so I didn't mind the vag snack.
by SkankHunter68 November 5, 2020
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Vag confident

Loosely connected to evolutionary theory - i.e, a women's lips are attractive to the opposite sex due their similarity to a Female's sexual organs (labia lips). Using social media, women adopt an exentuated pout (in 'selfies') to elicit heightened sexual attraction; unconsciously communicating 'i am ready for sexual activity and super fertile'.

Women who do not adopt thIs approach in 'selfies' exude a confidence and low need for attention from others - hence they are 'vag confident'.
1) She's look amazing on her face book site , she is so vag confident
2) I'd really like to get to know her; seems so cool and natural. Amazing vag confidence
by Simon McG April 19, 2018
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vag of doom

My vagina. It leads to another dimension. Possibly several men trapped there?
Fasten your seatbelts, it the vag of doom!!!!!!!!!1
by fuckmeintheskull October 25, 2013
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