turd-conscious

to be aware of fecal girth and volume when using a toilet. if a deposit of feces is too large for the plumbing in question, an early "courtesy flush" is definitely in order, sometimes in mid-loaf.

if one is properly turd-conscious, no plumbing disasters will occur.

i was visiting my in-laws when i had to take a huge dump. fortunately i am turd-conscious and employed a quick courtesy flush; therefore, averting an embarrassing need for a plunger... or even worse, an overflow of tainted water.

by phil condit April 22, 2003

turdalicious

a word used to discribe an extra nasty looking object or thing.

you are looking extra turdalicious.

by susiekins July 8, 2007

Turdpike

A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Somtimes a turdpike is used by a dog-walker, litter collector, police and mugger.

Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)

"Don't point that fxxxing turdpike at me man, I'm no shit."

by ITman May 5, 2008

Turtle Warting

when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day

we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting

by George Peasant May 21, 2008

Turtle Thumb

When a human of the female variety is extremely attractive but has one deficiency; a stumpy thumb.

I wanted to put my P in her V but her turtle thumb turned me off

by Mawfy January 17, 2009

Turkey Demon

Slang in Gears of War 2 for bloodmount.

In the game Gears of War 2, the bloodmount enemies are commonly known as turkey demons.

This term is usually screamed at the sight of a bloodmount in Gears of War 2 to warn your team mates.

xNJDx REDRUM(upon seeing a bloodmount): "Tuuuuuurkkkeeeeey Demons!"

xNJDx GNASHER: "No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Everyone get back inside! Damn Turkey Demons!"

by xNJDx REDRUM August 4, 2009

turkey perch

A male member of such frightening length, girth and rigidity that it could support the weight of a festive bird without fear of collapse.

Upon Nelson's return from sea, Lady Hamilton shrieked with terror when she saw the turkey perch of a weapon being released from the velvet pantalons. " Oh sire, surely thou hast lost the Christmas treat that normally roosts on that noble shaft , come hither and split my whiskers "

by Spirit of dead Paul November 20, 2009