Tortilla Tits

When a chicks tits are as flat as tortillas.

Guy 1: She has no chest dude.
Guy 2: Either she is a guy or she has tortilla tits.

by The Chaingang February 26, 2010

tit text

When you put your smartphone in your shirt pocket and your man teat sends a text message.

If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss

by edsea9 November 12, 2011

tit tortilla

sometimes, when you've got a big titted babe on her back..her tits sink down flat like tortillas! olé!

hey girl, this is aint no mexican restaurant! put away those tit tortillas!

by haruuur June 4, 2010

Sailor Tits

When the nipples of a male/ female become so cold, they get very pointy. This is known as Sailor Tits, among other terms.

When I was in the navy, it got so cold that me and my mates got Sailor Tits in the winter.

by One Suave Monkey October 19, 2011

dingle tit

A phrase used to insult someone without saying an actual insult, like a mudda bish

"You're such a dingle tit!" ☺️

by blahhhhhbruh January 31, 2015

Jiggle Tits

Highly reactive breasts usually in response to any body movement once free of a bra.

Breasts that look like they are being manipulated by an unseen source, not the exclusive province of large breasts.

Fiona had the body movement of a fine swiss watch, and her boobies marked her out as a 'jiggle tits'.

The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.

One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits

by Townsman July 28, 2016

Tits-Packed

When you're standing in line for a drink at a bar that's so crowded you unintentionally cop feels of people's tits that are passing by.

Bro, I'm in line and this place is tits-packed, but there's mad talent here bro.

by Spiraldown May 28, 2016