Thanksgiving Day Twerky 

Using a raw turkey as a seductive dance partner. Twerking and giving thanks

Bobby couldn't find a date , so he resorted to alone time with a Thanksgiving Day Twerky. It was foul smelling.

Thanksgiving Day Twerky by happytree555 September 2, 2013

thanjs

Thanks in an olden language once known as linguage

Thanjs Li May

thanjs by thebox February 11, 2014

Thanks stretch 

A form of thanks to someone you don't know but they still did something for you

"Here you are sir maple street"
"Thanks stretch"

Thanks stretch by LordZalgo December 20, 2014

Thanksgiving pants 

When you shit your pants after thanksgiving giving dinner

I think I have thanksgiving pants

Thanksgiving pants by Bj.noggy February 15, 2017

Thanksgiving 

In America, it is the only day of the year where it is guaranteed that almost every person within a 2,000-mile radius of you is eating the same exact meal at the exact same time.

Hey, Jim! What are you guys eating tonight?

Oh, you know, just having some Turkey.

No, way! That's what we're having tonight!

Oh, man that's sick! My neighbors down the block are having Turkey for dinner too!

Oh my God so are mine!!!

Let's be best friends!

Err... Happy Thanksgiving, Jim.

Thanksgiving by BCB5 November 27, 2017

Thano'd 

Getting Erased, Wiped out, or Taken out completely off of Social Media or bringing 'balance'.

Dude, did you see 'X' got their social media deleted? Yeah, they & others got Thano'd;
Wow! They got their accounts taken out. How so? They got Thano'd!

Thano'd by aCanadianGuyeH August 16, 2018

Thanks a lot, Liz 

A standard response to an awkward/inadvertently offensive/incredibly personal question.

“Listen I have a weird question and it’s not like it’s an issue but, I can’t find your balls dude. Do you have balls?”
“Now I have to worry about the size of my balls? Thanks a lot, Liz.”

Thanks a lot, Liz by AprilUnderwater December 27, 2019