shithole of texas

Roby, Texas, Pache Parks loves it there, but he's the only one

shithole of texas

by jason estes February 21, 2009

Georgetown Texas

A town in central Texas, mainly populated by Southwestern University.

Also the only known member of Team Plano that doesn't actually live in Plano. There still might be some that no one is aware of though.

I need some Cocaine...better head to Georgetown Texas.

by Wange October 11, 2006

Texas Tuxedo

A Texas Tuxedo is when you wear a Tuxedo jacket, a Tuxedo shirt, a bow tie, jeans, and cowboy boots.

I wore a Texas Tuxedo to JSB and it was sick

by KelW January 23, 2014

The Texas Wet Dog

1. Originated in Texas, The Texas Wet Dog, is a common sexual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during vaginal sex and then commences to bust his nut. A dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man's love juice.

2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.

John: Want to get your suck on?
Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...
John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!

by Connor Blake Simons June 6, 2009

Mildred , Texas

What was originally established as a stop along the Brazos Valley Line railway due to the oil boom albeit shortly experienced evolved into the last stronghold in Navarro County for the rich white man to safely send his daughter to school free of the retches of diversity that's seen at Corsicana High School ( WAKANDA FO-EVUH )

Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard you were sending Cheyenne Ray over to the school in Mildred , Texas.

Francis Hicknboots - Well Bobby , I tell you... I'd rather not have interracial babies and a meth addicted daughter in my family. Gotta keep her safe from DEM BOYZ.

Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard that brother !! Hoo-ahh!!

by Microwave_Confessions January 23, 2021

University of Texas

The best damn college in the state of Texas, and one of the Top public schools in the united states. Outstanding athletics, genius students.... what's not to like?!??!

The eyes of texas are upon you when you come to the University of Texas.

by Matt432423 November 3, 2006

Texas Lint Roller

A Texas Lint Roller is a homo sexual act where a man licks the long hairs around another man's anus so hard they rip off like a lint roller.

"I heard Bobby gives a mean Texas Lint Roller"

"Tim is a pro Texas Lint Roller for only his 3rd try"

by noQ_Q October 13, 2009