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Teapotting

An act where a male rests his testicles on the closed eyes of his partner (male or female) and proceeds to lean forward and urinate into his partner's open mouth. Best if performed on a hot, sweaty day.
Much like enjoying a rocking chair whilst sipping a crisp mojito, teapotting can serve as quite the refreshing summer activity.
by Master of Teapotting April 22, 2009
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tampon

You see that girl over there?

Which one?

That tampon over there.
by nicknack2648 May 10, 2010
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temporary tattoo

A plastic transfer from a piece of thick paper or thin cardboard, applied by putting the side with the plastic on the skin and applying a wet cloth to the other side.
kid 1: Hey, look at this awesome Superman temporary tattoo!
kid 2: Sweet, it looks just like a real tattoo, but it'll come off in a few days!
by rhauiac January 10, 2009
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Tampon Ass Pigeon

Basicaly when sum1 puts yo tampyon intyo pigeon hole yo dats wat yo get yo!
Whenst one instertuth thine sanitary device into whonest pigeonono anus now thats a Tampon Ass Pigeon!!!
by Da Birdos March 25, 2012
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tampon

can be both a compliment and a dis. a modern way to say weirdo, and a compliment to how good of a listener you are. because you are very absorbent of information, and tampons are absorbent as well. get it? got it? good.

pronounced "tamp-on" or "tampoon" which ever fits your fancy
YOU ARE SUCH A TAMPON!
or
you are such a super tampon, thanks for being my friend.
by kymlanna March 10, 2007
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tampon whore

someone who will use absolutely any tampon, used or unused, any brand, or size
my mother who got excited when a box of tampons came in the mail, a sign of the tampon whore
by joyful71815 June 23, 2009
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Ass Tampons

Groups of forum-dwelling sperglords who derive all pleasure in their existence from thinking that they have any effect on other members of said forum.
"Hey, look at all those 30+ year old members who are STILL on that forum. It's like they're so unhappy with their lives that they need to derive pleasure from an imagined sense of self worth! What ass tampons!"
by Jennie S sucks the cock March 5, 2013
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