Southern Saliva

Northern saliva being your spit from thy mouth and southern saliva being gravy from the penal region

Concerning Mono: You can catch Mono from your significant other during northern saliva trading but during southern saliva exchange, the disease is non transferable.

by Bean Cellar March 17, 2011

soter

water and soda mixed

Im thirsty, I am going to get a soter

by Zach & Kelly February 10, 2015

Southern chainsaw

When a redneck licks the pussy of an underage female relative extremely fast.

Redneck: Yesterday I pulled a Southern chainsaw on my 12yo cousin, she could not walk afterwards

by Ar-Pharazon King of the Sea November 14, 2018

southern facial

when you strech a girls pussy and dips your sack in it when shes having her period then wipe it on her face

a threat

im gonna give u a southern facial you faggot

by sam and nick April 24, 2008

southern comfort

Southern Comfort. The guys in charge of approving definitions on this site suck ass, for real. I submitted the only good definition for this disgusting crap that is only drunk by white trash or freshmen or faggots who are too pussy to stomach real whisky unless its flavored to taste like the fruits they are. So fuck you, your mothers, and your sisters, and fuck your father with a bowling pin, cocksucker. Eat my whole asshole.

This site is cancer. Southern Comfort is for trailer trash who can't afford to feed their 49 kids let alone booze, and giant pussies who can't drink real liquor cause it "makes me gag cause I don't have testicles!"

by JohnGabriel June 26, 2016

Southern Boy

An anotomical male who, instead of seeking out companionship in a significant other, opts to masturbate, thus satisfying his sexual needs. He has friends, thus satisfying his other human needs, but may not feel the desire or see the worth in cultivating a relationship.

I knew this guy, he was a real southern boy. I told him to give me a call when he had his life together. Last I heard he went to Minneapolis to become a welder. I wonder if he'll ever settle down with anybody.

by time_helmet January 12, 2008

Southerner

Anyone born/or currently living in the following states:
Pennsylvania
Maryland
West Virginia
Virginia
Kentucky
North Carolina
South Carolina
Missouri
Tennessee
Arkansas
Louisiana
Mississippi
Alabama
Georgia
Florida
Oklahoma
Texas

Southerners make up America's heartland. It's no wonder George W. Bush got elected twice.

by TheImpersonator87 November 9, 2012