porch couch season

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.

Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am

by Ernchuck May 31, 2018

Porch Panda

During the match of a PUBG or Fortnite game the word you would use to describe the black avatar that kills you and takes your shit....

Dude that "Porch Panda" just fucking killed me with c4 what a fucking twat

by OGPORCHPANDA July 6, 2018

parchok

a small park/public garden

The weather is really nice! Let's go to parchok and have a picnic!

by polonium_defines July 19, 2018

Perching

The act of pooping from atop a stahl and aiming into the toilet. Similar to how a bird would rain down on a car from a branch.

“Scott, it hurts, oh it hurts!”

“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”

by sllubstick August 24, 2018

Perched

A great man standing soulful on the tip of a heavy Log

Man perched pat is rad

by Perched November 19, 2018

Parch Accout

Ferocious bird that’s a cross between a Partrige and Acorn Woodpecker

Yuns best watch out fur that parch accout whiles you sleep theys pluck them peepers right out of the hole

by Tricky dick rick December 15, 2018

Porchin'

To be relaxing on a porch/veranda or similar with a view to the outdoors. Preferably with a beverage in hand

Look at that bloke porchin' in style in the FB Porchin' it group.

by Porch king January 24, 2019