patch lurker

one who hangs out in a pumpkin patch to have intercourse with the best looking pumpkins.

Im never hanging out with Phil again, hes not a patch lurker.

by Jake Jekel January 17, 2005

patch adams

Patch adams refers to havin a red nose, this also corresponds to bein an alcoholic

Lee : "that guy jaked on the floor is a heavy patch adams"

by tonymisfits September 10, 2006

prather

a combination of probably and rather.

John would prather see Jane than clean his room.

by christianrock28 December 3, 2007

berry patch

Taint. . . the 'dingleberry patch'

Take a quick romp in the berry patch and you're already a step ahead of the competition

by USMD October 17, 2004

Patch

Husky fellow that resides at the McCallie School and happens to get much vagina.

Is it true you had sex with Patch last night?

by unavailiable February 3, 2004

cabbage patch

some vaginal foliage

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"

by JW#1 November 3, 2006

pumpkin patch

Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched

You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.

by wtca December 12, 2007