Definitions by JW#1

Douglas 

A douglas is a penis.

"This girl was acting a fool, so I slapped her in the forehead with my douglas."
"Harry Douglas has a hairy douglas."
"She was really annoying, but I kept her around because she frequently touched my douglas."
"My douglas was cold, so I parked it in the rear."

Douglas by JW#1 November 9, 2008

cabbage patch 

some vaginal foliage

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"

cabbage patch by JW#1 November 4, 2006

cabbage patch 

some vaginal foliage

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"

cabbage patch by JW#1 November 3, 2006

cabbage 

Vagina, pussy, cockpit.

"I really want to stuff her cabbage."
"His douglas fits my cabbage nicely."
"We're going out looking for cabbage."
"She wanted me to go down on her, so I slapped her in the face with my douglas and said, 'Bitch, I'm not eating your rotten cabbage!'"
"I smashed her cabbage so hard there was cabbage juice on the ceiling. And my douglas."

cabbage by JW#1 November 3, 2006