Noodle jousting

When attempting to have sex with a limp penis

Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting

by Afsd June 2, 2015

Frontal Noodle

Penis

I walked in on Jason while he was dressing and saw his frontal noodle!

by PoofterBoi June 6, 2018

Noodle case

Noodle case is a midlands meaning of a tiny cock box e.g a noodle inside a lunch box however is can also stand for the size of a womans pussy being overly big for your mates dick.

Also used if your mates are being completely and utterly annoying as an insult which when used correctly is hurtful.

Stop being a fuckin noodle case.

Your misses must have a massive noodle case mate she is huge.

Noodle case, your cocks tiny

by Noodle case August 9, 2010

noodle titty

N) meaning having a tit or fits that are saggy like a noodle

Ex; Rachel has a nice pair of noodle titties.

Ex; Rachel has a noodle titty.

Look at Rachel's noodle titties.

by bigsexy72 May 25, 2014

Noodle ho.

A female/male person who you talk to only for the sake of noods without any desire for personal contact

Ian wants to get these nudes from Clarice but thinks her face is ugly, so he refers to her as a noodle ho.

by ianlikesbigballs June 6, 2018

Poop Noodle

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.

That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

Loose Noodle

when a man's penis protrudes through the opening of his boxers

Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.

Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.

by despicvble July 18, 2015