Mike's 

Short for Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Yo btch, where's the mike's at?

Mike's by Lizxxthexxhoe July 16, 2006

Mike Honcho 

A Tennessee Baseball player that is actually 35 with a faked transcript that is just a good kid and they let him play. Also, the same player that is accused of cheating because his bat's sticker fell off and a vandy player conveniently noticed and showed it to the umpire.

You know snitches get stitches when that vandy player picked up Mike Honcho's bat after he homered and cried like a bitch to the referee.

Mike Honcho by anonymous April 3, 2022

mike mayo

Only about 656 victories and a whole lot of asswooping

I wish Mike Mayo was here

mike mayo by anonymously scanlon June 5, 2008

Mike'd 

The act of stuttering in public, due to inexperience with a microphone.

While talking to the audience John mike'd up.

Mike'd by the_fish_says_quack April 1, 2009

mad mike 

The state of mind that Michael Shaughnessy achieves after hours of ravenous consumption of alcoholic beverages, normally near blackout stage. There is no stopping this creature once the rampage begins.

"Jesus Christ, Mad Mike has an axe!"

mad mike by omarley April 6, 2009

Mikey-mike

The act of making a profoundly pompous or arrogant statement then quickly retreating to a modest position while maintaining the former is still a fact. The term was coined when inconspicuous characters with common names, such as ‘Michael’ or ‘Joseph’, would act like consequence-free TV-personalities in the real world.

Guy: I have an invite I’d like to extend your way. How bout a couple of drinks then we blow this popsicle stand and go to the real party at my house! Or hey what do you want to do?
Girl: Quit being a Mikey-mike, why don’t we just hang out?
Guy: What does that even mean? You know I could use a break once in awhile – it’s hard being the guy that knows where all the fun spots are!

Guy #1: I was thinking about buying a car, got any suggestions?
Gentleman #2: My Porsche, exceuse me PorscHA, is just collecting dust and with this economy you should seriously consider investing in private jets – my G6 is making me a killing! Or have you considered the environmentally friendly bike?
Guy #1: I definitely need a car. Can you name a few realistic ones I would actually buy?
Gentleman #2: You could really use a workout, go with the bike.
Guy #1: Later Mikey-mike.
Gentleman #2: I love the name! Could we change it to DJ Mikey-mike Pizzle? I feel it would really bring out my creative personality!

Mikey-mike by Rinkifer January 16, 2011

Highly un-Mike-ly 

Something Mike would never do. Anyone named mike can use this as an excuses not to do something.

Random person : Hey Mike, want to come over and play some DDR ?

Mike : No, thats Highly Un-Mike-ly, and that just sounds flat out lame.

Highly un-Mike-ly by Rauchy Rauch March 28, 2008