Mikey-mike

The act of making a profoundly pompous or arrogant statement then quickly retreating to a modest position while maintaining the former is still a fact. The term was coined when inconspicuous characters with common names, such as ‘Michael’ or ‘Joseph’, would act like consequence-free TV-personalities in the real world.

Guy: I have an invite I’d like to extend your way. How bout a couple of drinks then we blow this popsicle stand and go to the real party at my house! Or hey what do you want to do?
Girl: Quit being a Mikey-mike, why don’t we just hang out?
Guy: What does that even mean? You know I could use a break once in awhile – it’s hard being the guy that knows where all the fun spots are!

Guy #1: I was thinking about buying a car, got any suggestions?
Gentleman #2: My Porsche, exceuse me PorscHA, is just collecting dust and with this economy you should seriously consider investing in private jets – my G6 is making me a killing! Or have you considered the environmentally friendly bike?
Guy #1: I definitely need a car. Can you name a few realistic ones I would actually buy?
Gentleman #2: You could really use a workout, go with the bike.
Guy #1: Later Mikey-mike.
Gentleman #2: I love the name! Could we change it to DJ Mikey-mike Pizzle? I feel it would really bring out my creative personality!

Mikey-mike by Rinkifer January 16, 2011

Mikey mike 

Term for calling yourself gay to a group of black men when you’re drunk

Ayyyy I’m wassup my names mikey mike

Mikey mike by Yellowrello5 November 6, 2018

Mikey mike 

A term used when approaching a group of black men to call yourself gay

Ayyy wassup my names Mikey mike

Mikey mike by Yellowrello5 November 6, 2018

Mikey Mike Mike

A complete retard. nothing more nothing less

Mikey Mike Mike is a complete retard

Mikey Mike Mike by lost cause November 19, 2018

Father Mike (aka Mikey) 

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a man who was a lord of Satanism who had a PhD in East Asian studies. He was said to be widely hated in Hollywood for some reason.

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a nickname given to a terrible lord of Satanism in the Church of Satan.

Father Mike (aka Mikey) by ScienceBurt March 7, 2020

60 Mike Mike 

60mm device.

Usually classified in the catagory of Mortars or Grenade Launchers.

"Mike Mike" is a Nick-Name for Millimetre. (mm)

Soldier A: 2-1, This is Dagger. Requesting 60 Mike Mike rain on Grid location Sierra 55.3 Ultra, over.

Soldier B: 2-1 Copies all, Hard rain is gonna fall on Sierra 55.3 Ultra, over.

Soldier A: Hard copy 2-1, Thanks for the assist. Dagger out.

60 Mike Mike by TheAngrySniper January 25, 2011

Sketch Master Mickey Mike 

A) A person or situation in which the intentions are not thorough or are lacking detail, usually to the point where feelings of upmost discomfort and anxiety are the norm for all who surround the culprit. Sketch Master Mickey Mike is usually referenced when one wants to leave a situation permanently and never return again for fear of a mugging, raping, death, or combination of all three.

B) Someone who is shady or shifty, more so than most. Picture a trench coat.

C) The master of sketchy.

(Note that the culprit doesn't have to be named Mike.)

Dude, remember that guy who tried to sell us tweak on the corner after he asked for directions to the abortion clinic? He was Sketch Master Mickey Mike.

Sketch Master Mickey Mike by MagicallLobster December 12, 2011