mcdonald dad 

A father whose ex controls so much of his time with his children, he only gets to take them to McDonald's. The child's mother is usually so bitter that she won't 'allow' the child to have proper time with their father, effectively reducing him to the status of a McDonald Dad.

Those poor children, their spiteful mother has reduced their loving father into a mcdonald dad

mcdonald dad by DadsAreParentsToo September 21, 2021

McDonalds Drive-Through 

While having sex with a woman doggy style, you pull out and spit on her back, giving her the false impression that you just cum. Then when she turns around you cum right in her face.

Like when you go to the McDonalds Drive-Through and you pull your food out of the window.

McDonalds Drive-Through by Daniel88 December 6, 2006

McDonalds 

The greatest fast food place ever. Nuff said.

"Damn thats an awesome burger!! Must be from McDonalds!"

McDonalds by Miranda July 17, 2003

asian mcdonalds 

A pet store...

For people of any other ethnicity, a pet store is a pet store. For asians, it is a fast food joint.

The white man goes to McDonalds to eat cow meat. The asian man goes to Asian McDonalds to eat dog or cat meat.

asian mcdonalds by Joey Pitchfork July 31, 2006

mcdonalds 

last time i went there all i saw were some beaners.

yum im eating a beaner sandwich made by a beaner.

mcdonalds by 66656 June 21, 2004

McDonalds 

If somebody is actually stupid enough to read this far down, especially about something as boring as macd's, then please mail me. [e-mail]. It would be interesting to know how sad you are. BTW, I know someone who works there and puts hairs in the burgers when he cooks them. Once he put a dead spider in. It was funny.

Why are McNuggets always cold?

McDonalds by Random December 17, 2003

McDonalds 

Your boyfriend wants anal and promises you a meal, takes you to McDonalds, and you pay for yours AND his!

Lad:Awwwwwww my ex wud neva let me av anal! your a propa safe bird u r!
i'll buy u a meal! make that ten burgers for me please dear!!! hey! ive forgot my wallet!
Chic: Well aint that just DANDY?

McDonalds by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005