Definitions by Miranda

semen whipped 

When a girl likes the taste of cum so much that she will drop anything to get it.

Hey, where did Kelci go? You know she went to go suck dick. That girl is so semen whipped!

semen whipped by Miranda February 2, 2015

1337 

A word commonly used in a language known as Leet Speak, or 1337 5|>34|<. 1337 5|>34|< is a variation on the traditional English alphabet with a few variations such as "leet", which is derived from "elite." Most often used by computer and internet-savvy teens and adults under 40, occasionally in an effort for acceptance.

1337 = leet = elite

1337 by Miranda July 23, 2006

country music 

A genre of music that greatly appeals to rednecks.

ACTUAL Country Music Song Titles:

Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw


And there you have it. However, there are a select few good country songs.

Most country music makes me feel suicidal.

country music by Miranda May 13, 2005

lefthandedheart 

an awesome band .. andrew, john, patrick, danny, charlie. hometown of halifax, nova scotia, canada.

"i love lefthandedheart with all my being"

lefthandedheart by miranda April 23, 2005

tantriguing

a combination of intriguing and tantalizing

"damn that boy's lip ring is tantriguing"

tantriguing by miranda April 23, 2005

rectangulate

Describes a vague but much feared form of retaliation.

"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna rectangulate you!"

rectangulate by Miranda March 30, 2005

mammaw 

Southern slang for grandmother. In Harlan county Kentucky grandmothers are referred to as mammaw.

Mother"These cookies are delicious mom"
Grandmother"why thank you.How do you like them Miranda?"
Grandaughter"These are the best cookies in the world mammaw"

mammaw by miranda March 21, 2005