Miranda's definitions

lefthandedheart

an awesome band .. andrew, john, patrick, danny, charlie. hometown of halifax, nova scotia, canada.

"i love lefthandedheart with all my being"

by miranda April 23, 2005

tantriguing

a combination of intriguing and tantalizing

"damn that boy's lip ring is tantriguing"

by miranda April 23, 2005

semen whipped

When a girl likes the taste of cum so much that she will drop anything to get it.

Hey, where did Kelci go? You know she went to go suck dick. That girl is so semen whipped!

by Miranda February 2, 2015

jacked

1. Verb: Past tense

Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion.
Commonly refers to robbery, theft, misuse, seizure, possesion.

2. Adjective

Well muscled, iron-bound, pumped.

1. "Yo, I got up to go to the bathroom and some jerk jacked my seat"
or
"Yesterday I jacked a pack of gum from the mall."

2. "That weightlifter sure is jacked. Too bad he's on steroids."

by Miranda November 21, 2003

basket case

One whom lacks the ability of dealing with stress.

Sam is a backet case because of that bitch heather.

by Miranda July 15, 2004

Randi

when one feels sexual urges.

"Are you feeling Randi, baby?"

by Miranda August 13, 2004

country music

A genre of music that greatly appeals to rednecks.

ACTUAL Country Music Song Titles:

Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw


And there you have it. However, there are a select few good country songs.

Most country music makes me feel suicidal.

by Miranda May 13, 2005