crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard

God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019

Tongue Lick

When you take your tongue and lick the whole shaft of the dick and then the balls and then take the tongue and lick the pubs on his anus and his balls.. Then you take your tongue and lick his anus. then to top it off you Put ur tongue on his tongue and make him taste what u were licking! ( can be used with girls and their cunts to)

" LAYLA, tongue lick my Balls, I want to taste my cum tonight and my ass"!
" Fuck me baby, Tongue lick my fishy cunt!"

by Dickwad December 14, 2004

Lick my pussy and my crack

A slang slur in the phrase of, "My neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack." There are other versions of this like, "My neck, my back. Lick my balls and my sack."

My Neck, my Back. Lick my pussy and my crack.

by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017

wall licker

a more nice way to call someone a retard

1. Damn Ed you are one of the biggest wall lickers in school

by keeganE December 16, 2005

Lickalotapuss

A lesbian dinosaur, lick-alota-puss

What do u call a lesbian dinosaur......Lickalotapuss

by Austin Burger January 3, 2008

Boot Licker

Someone who kisses up to their oppressors’ thoughts and feelings rather than being aware of their own communities’ needs to survive. Hypothetically licking your oppressors boot for basic human respect from them.

Person A: why has joe all of a sudden been defending actual nazis? isnt he jewish?

Person B: o yea, hes a boot licker now; hes claiming its because they have freedom of speech while being blissfully unaware of the reprecutions that happened from the publication of mein kamph

by salty spatoon July 6, 2018

snickers licker

a chick that sucks black cock

look at that trailer trash skank snickers licker take that black cock in her mouth

by junk wadsworth November 28, 2005