feed the kitten

The process of ejacualating into a womans vagina a.k.a. kitten.

Man, my womans on her period and I'm so horney I think my balls are gonna explode. I can't wait to feed the kitten once it stops bleeding.

by Christobon January 7, 2008

kite man

The worst fuckin villan idea ever and ofcorse it's an aqua man villan

He's such a fuckin kite man

by xxxxxxXXXXXMEMELORdXXXxxx April 25, 2017

kite

when you have a thin string of spit hanging from your mouth, blowing in the wind. tipically happens at the beech or on a windy day.

woah britt, watch yourself. you've got a kite!

by tinkleface December 23, 2006

kittenation

1) to be made happy through the use of kittens; 2) submersion in kittens

Rick was so cranky yesterday, we had to resort to kittenation to cheer him up. We had to visit a dozen pet shops before we had enough.

by phone booth o'kitties February 12, 2010

kittenologist

the study of kittens and how they are not dogs because they are kittens

"i would like to be a kittenologist because i have an obsession with kitteys

by john utcygvubojbnjlm May 7, 2011

kitten syndrome

The feeling of heaviness and/or sleepiness after eating a very large meal.

Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.

1.After eating her large meal, Margie felt the effects of kitten syndrome coming on, and prepared to go to bed immediatley.

2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight

by taytay1212 November 18, 2011

kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.

Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind

by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011