crack in a can

Red Bull

Red Bull; it's crack in a can! - Dave Chappelle

by zomgwtflolbbq April 10, 2007

a sucka in a uniform waiting to get shot

What a cop is if you take away his gun and his badge.

"Without a gun and a badge, what do you got? A sucka in a uniform waiting to get shot." -Eazy-E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")

by Nick D January 28, 2004

dick in a box

R&B song parody that Justin Timberlake performed on Saturday Night Live (otherwise known as SNL). The main part of the video contains Timberlake and SNL cast member Andy Samberg dancing with Christmas-wrapped boxes, attached to their genitals. Probably one of SNL's best sketches in at least 10 years, and makes me forget about the Nipplegate incident of 2004.

1. Cut a hole in the box.
2. Put your junk in the box!

It's my dick in a box!

by The Producer December 27, 2006

not in a million beers

referring to something you would not participate in even if you were impossibly drunk.

"Hey would you bang Sheila?"

"Not in a million beers!"

by Carl Lanser March 20, 2008

Goth-in-a-box

A generic Goth looking kid who may or may not know anything about the gothic culture, who typically is seen at hot-topic.

Hot Topic is also sometimes called "Goth in a box"

Ana "Hey look at that black lipstick and white face paint on that girl..."
Steph "Yeah shes such a Goth-in-a-box!"

by PictsyStephie June 30, 2008

inappropriate

What your mom says when she catches you masturbating.

Jimmy: *jacks off*
(mom walks in)
Mom: That's very inappropriate, Jimmy.
Jimmy: #$%#$^@ BITCH!

by benjimon March 3, 2008

Poop in a Handbag

Used as the cleaner version of. Sh*t! F*ck! ETC. Generally while something you did not want to occur, ended up happening.
Occasionally the equivalent to FML.

*Person Playing Video Game*
Game: Killed By YoMama123

Person: Poop in a Handbag!

by Scoob The Greek October 4, 2010