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Heavy Thread

When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog
How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread
by The Stag1 January 2, 2021
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Heavies

Alex Jones (motioning to take shirt off): “you guys wanna see my beautiful body?”
Akaash: “let’s see those fuckin heavies”
Everyone (chanting): “heavies! heavies! heavies!”
by stillvillager June 26, 2021
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heavy judased

Really betrayed by someone close like a friend
I have just been heavy judased by my best friend I will never talk to them again
by Phishfoodisthebestfood August 24, 2017
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Heavy

Used to describe a strong emotion or feeling in sort of the same way the word "really" is used.
A: did you see Dequavious' girl
B: on heavy that guy pulled a baddie

A: thanks for being such a good friend
B: but on heavy though, I'm always here if you need to talk
by Duke Dequavious July 9, 2023
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Heavy Metal

An actually amazing type of music that takes an immense amount of skill to pull off. Instruments are hard to learn, and so is singing and screaming. Just imagine having to scream like that at a show, for hours. Maybe you could do it for a second, but not for hours, because it takes TALENT. It also most of the time does not use autotune, like most shitty rappers today. Rap is pretty good, but not the shit today.
Did you know that being a Heavy Metal singer and/or musician actually takes talent and is really hard? Bet you didn't because you think that using autotune and mumbling into a microphone takes talent, and think that all metal is screaming and that people that listen to it are just edgy kids. Just because YOU are part of the majority of people that enjoy shitty autotune mumbling, doesn't mean metal is bad.
by M4GG0T December 2, 2020
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Heavy Metal Dick

A douche wearing a leather jacket that says the safety is always off on his gun (even though he’s never shot anybody), drives a red corvette that only dicks drive while blasting the same song all the time, and tries to cut in line when you’re trying to buy smokes.
*Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*

Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”

Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”

Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
by Stan A. Veuf April 23, 2025
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national heavy day

national heavy day is September 27th, you join jets dream world on this day and tell them how amazing heavy is,
Hey what is national heavy day?

national heavy day is when you appreciate heavy..
by Wumpus2021 August 2, 2021
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