mallet fingers

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.
Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?
Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
Jane: ooh ouch!

by CrackwhoMoFo June 13, 2009

Dink Fingers

a derogatory term used to describe a person who is a complete asshole and is completely useless.

Hey "dink fingers", thanks for all the help!

by NickoshieT June 28, 2010

Text Fingers

The state one's fingers are in when texting extremely fast.

Oh snap, that chick has got fast text fingers!

by flakycake May 6, 2010

Ghost fingers

Ghost fingers - when fingering a mot with long slender fingers and/or the precision of a ninja that she doesn't even know it happened

dicko - "aw man, bumpin' and grindin' this bird and i used ghost fingers like a champ, she hadn't a clue"

by ghost fingers prime July 22, 2013

back fingering

The act of inserting ones fingers in a woman's vagina by reaching round and under her ass, as opposed to going in from the front. Usually attempted whilst standing up.

'Ere lads nearly got this bird home last weekend, was back fingering here down an alley but she bailed on me last minute because she was taxi sharing with a mate'

by Choi123 January 9, 2014

spirit fingering

When you finger a girl so hard she has a religious epiphany.

I was spirit fingering Jenny so hard she thought I was God.

by DoubleButtBoy December 31, 2016

flying fingers

One who can't retain themselves from touching another.

"Keep you the flying fingers away"

by Blade_067 June 12, 2018