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Credible threats

Are time bound and non-contigent. When I say "I'm allowed to do this" I mean "I'm literally allowed to do this." And if you're going to try to steal my shit (Punish the counterfactual) Why would I not do the things I talk about doing?
Hym "Literally, weaponizing schizophrenia against me. You're not 'keeping kids safe' by doing it. I've been within arms reach or behind the wheel for dozens of them. You're not a cop. You're not an authority. You're a delusional fucking retard and I'M the LITERAL (fucking) CREATOR OF A.I. And if you ARE a cop or an authority... You are not going to have an easy time explaining what happens if I don't get my fucking money for MY FUCKING SHIT, you clown. It's too late to just stop doing it. I'm the only needs to be appeased here. Not the retards. I don't give a fuck what your kids see. There is NOR WILL THERE BE any lesson to learn here other than don't weaponize schizophrenia and don't try to teach people lessons or you'll get your fucking kids murdered because YOU'RE JUST SOME FUCKING GUY. Credible threats."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
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Credit

Aaw! Thanks Dave! You know what? I refuse to have dinner with Ben Shapiro until you're allowed to do it. Not going to do it.
Hym "Yeah, no, I will get the credit. I don't see you doing it but the second I do your kids will be safe. Well, not YOUR kids because you're not gambling with YOU kids lives but THEIR kids lives will be saved. You know? So that'll be good for everyone."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
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Credit and blame

Are not the same. See, it rhymes. Rhyming means that I'm a genius.
Hym "I do good work and I'm powerless in this situation. Credit and blame. I take full credit and accept no blame for how this is going. This has always always been the case. I said as much earlier. You are just making shit up arbitrarily."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2024
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Crandom

A word that means some that is absolutely an absurd and unpredictable at the same time. It's crandom, both crazy and random.
Simon was so high on mushrooms that everything was crandom.
by DavoDuck January 31, 2025
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Credit

No I get the credit. I think you're making up rules for how things work that don't actually coincide with reality. You are weighing my life against the life of someone who IS NOT AFFECTED BY THIS.
Hym "And I think making up these rules in your imagination here does nothing but absolve you of your culpability in 'telling people what to do' while at the same time making do what you want. So, no. There is NOTHING that means I don't get credit for doing that. You will either tell the story of how someone tried to steal the credit for AI and failed OR you will tell the story of how you tried to steal the credit for AI and the creator of AI murdered as many kids as he could before you finally managed to kill Hym. Your calculation of 'wellbeing' does nothing but treat people like clockwork automatons what are running on a script comprised of our current epistemic data set. You don't need to be convinced. I don't need to have authority over you. I'm not doing whatever you are trying to get me to do by doing this. This is why your kids keep getting murdered. YOU are the reason that is happening. I still haven't seen a single progressive talk about the 2 mass stabbings. I don't care that the crime is down. You are shit. If I cannot remove you people... From my life... I would rather murder your kids and kill myself."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
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credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025
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Credit

No Dr. K (The therapist who cried on Destiny's podcast became he knows he's complicit in what is happening to me and likely knows that kids were murdered because of it and is potentially afraid that I'm going to murder kids because of it but has been pressure or has deluded himself into going along with it and then cries about it because we know who is right and who is wrong in this instance.)
Hym "I'm not letting you control my behavior or withhold credit from me until you get the behavior you want. My behavior created the AI that you are using and your behavior got those kids slaughtered. I'm not negotiating. I'm don't need to convince you of anything. We both already know who is right and who is wrong. You do not need to control my behavior more that I need that money. If you do not give me the credit... I am just going to murder kids and kill myself. You show up on my doorstep with everything I need. If it takes too long for me to get it... I'm just going to kill them and myself anyway. I don't need therapy and I'm not going to need a 6 pack where I'm going if I don't get the credit. I'm not going to need good habits. You are just trying to subvert my will. Just for the sake of it. You're proving nothing by doing it and you are most certainly taking too long."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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