armchair craftsperson

People who watch a lot of Do it Yourself TV-shows but never even attempt to initiate a project.

John is a total armchair craftsperson, loves DIT shows, but does not even own a hammer.

by Andymex June 30, 2017

Master-Crafter

Somebody Who is...like, cool at Minecraft, and is the boss...like THE boss at Minecraft

Brennen is a master-crafter man!

by Brenthom227 May 3, 2018

a crafty

A crafty is a well lubricated hand job from your better half, before heading out to nail 10 cold crafts with the boys down the boozer

Hey babe, sort us a crafty before tonight will ya

by Cjbrown1995 March 5, 2021

Minecraft Crafting Table

Minecraft block with absolutely no correct crafting recipes

I made a literal GOLDEN PICKAXE with my Minecraft Crafting Table WITH 3 PIECES OF PURE GOLD

by Lochhunter64BitGOD September 3, 2021

cracker crafted

Crafted in a custom manner at home using only improvisational techniques and exclusively Caucasians.

Well, that looks nigger rigged but we're white. It must be cracker crafted!

by DissociativeK December 30, 2022

Dafty Crafty

Pretending to be stupid and incompetent so that no one ever asks you to do a particular task

I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!

by trylobyte February 1, 2023

connectedphotography_crafts

The most amazing human being in the entire world that produces the best pottery.

There's this girl called connectedphotography_crafts have you see her work? Oh you mean Char yeah shes the best and in love with her soul

by CollIsTheBest March 17, 2023