close your coffin

Southern slang for shut your mouth.

You better close your coffin before I close it for you.

by AOL17 May 6, 2017

closet people

Someone you meet on a social media app who are shady about their true identity

I can't message with you any more, I'm not into closet people

I blocked Matthew, he was too closet people

by Sunlightgirl July 8, 2017

closet mama

Secret girlfriend

He told me he wants me for his closet mama. No one can know or his wife might find out.

by Sparky71 January 19, 2018

clsoed

When you try to say closed but you fuck up

Guy: Case clsoed

Guy 2 : Clsoed?
Guy: Closed* sorry

by arberi March 7, 2018

Close enough

When you are not totally satisfied with something but you don't want the other person to feel bad, so you just say "close enough" and drop it.

Nick: Hey dudes, blaze it.
John: But it's 4:21, we're a minute late.
Nick: Oh. well, now it's 4:22, so it's 4:20 too!
John: Umm... Well... Close enough.

by Zapalloman July 12, 2018

Closetplay

Closetplay is cosplay using items that one has in one’s closet — the costume generally approximates a specific character but might not be completely accurate, because the articles of clothing involved are for everyday wear.

I closetplayed my favourite Final Fantasy character the other day just for fun.

by enby-enby-enby August 11, 2018

Close Encounter of the Second Kind

When you wipe after taking a shit and you accidentally get some shit on your hand.

Man, I just had a close encounter of the second kind in there. I gotta wash my hands!

by M#TH August 12, 2018