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close your coffin

You better close your coffin before I close it for you.
by AOL17 May 6, 2017
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closet people

Someone you meet on a social media app who are shady about their true identity
I can't message with you any more, I'm not into closet people

I blocked Matthew, he was too closet people
by Sunlightgirl July 8, 2017
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closet mama

He told me he wants me for his closet mama. No one can know or his wife might find out.
by Sparky71 January 19, 2018
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clsoed

When you try to say closed but you fuck up
Guy: Case clsoed

Guy 2 : Clsoed?
Guy: Closed* sorry
by arberi March 7, 2018
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Close enough

When you are not totally satisfied with something but you don't want the other person to feel bad, so you just say "close enough" and drop it.
Nick: Hey dudes, blaze it.
John: But it's 4:21, we're a minute late.
Nick: Oh. well, now it's 4:22, so it's 4:20 too!
John: Umm... Well... Close enough.
by Zapalloman July 12, 2018
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Closetplay

Closetplay is cosplay using items that one has in one’s closet — the costume generally approximates a specific character but might not be completely accurate, because the articles of clothing involved are for everyday wear.
I closetplayed my favourite Final Fantasy character the other day just for fun.
by enby-enby-enby August 11, 2018
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Close Encounter of the Second Kind

When you wipe after taking a shit and you accidentally get some shit on your hand.
Man, I just had a close encounter of the second kind in there. I gotta wash my hands!
by M#TH August 12, 2018
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