beer goggles

the effect that alcohol(particularly large volumes of beer) has in rendering a person who would one would ordinarily regard as unattractive as sexually alluring.

Even with the beer goggles on, she was still remarkably plain.

by ponsford July 24, 2006

cheerleader beer

1.) Any "premium malt" bullshit drink designed for emasculated males and, as the title points out, cheerleaders. Often tastes like tropical sprite.

2.) Often are forms of Smirnoff Ice and Smirnoff Twists, Jack Daniels fruit punch and such. Any premixed, highly fruity non alcoholic drink that is sold near the beers.

1.)If your not a hot girl and you drink Smirnoff Ice and other cheerleader beers, get the right ear pierced and get it over with.

by AmirAKAJikeMones August 1, 2006

beer queer

n. a straight man who will pretend to be gay so as to solicit free drinks from an unsuspecting homosexual

Jose Contreras: When did Richie Cunningham convert from vaginaism??
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

beer olympics

Beer Olympics consists of multiple beer related events in which teams compete to win the Beer Olympics Gold Medal. Games include but are not restricted to: Beer Pong, Chug n' Run, Keg Toss, Flip Cup, Timed Beer Bong, and King of the Table. Teams compete for points in each event and the winner is named at the end of the event and is named Beer Olympics Champion for that year.

UNCW Beer Olympics 2006. Teams of two compete for the Gold Medal.

by J-Buck August 27, 2006

beer bong

MAGICAL!!!!!!
<may cause nudity and slurred speech>

I just did like 10 beer bongs and now im naked.

by MR. NUDIE April 13, 2005

beer fairy

an imaginative creature that brings real booze. anytime you end up with alcohol that came from an unknown source, it was this guy.

question: "Where did this keg come from?"
reply: "must've been the beer fairy"

by julielovesthed August 30, 2005

beer bat

a beer bat is a plastic whiffle ball bat (can be bought at a WalMart or another store like that...or you can steal it from a lil girl if she's not playing with it at the time). The bottom of the bat (where you hands go) is cut off. You proceed to pour a beer into the bat. You then put the bat to the floor, your head to the bat and spin around 10 times. After your tenth spin, pound the beer from the bat.

Also known as the ULSTER beer bat.

" I went to ULSTER last night and got shit-faced and dizzy from those damn beer bats"

"Blair! Stop chopping up my beer bats with a machete!"

by Stu Brauer September 13, 2008