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Baconism

A religion. People, who believe that a big monster-bacon saved Jesus, so he could give us eastereggs. People like that are called 'baconic'
Me is an example for an Baconism.
by Baconmannnnnn March 19, 2010
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long bacon

the act of placing one's thumb on one's nose whilst wiggling the extended fingers of the same hand. This is a childish act, similar to sticking out the tongue.
Mum, Billy just pulled long bacon at me
by marzipanSteve March 11, 2008
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Canadian baconback

when your having sex with your girl and she starts to get dry grab some bacon grease and use it as lube, when you done smack her in the face with your penis and tell her to go make you some breakfast.
Bro 1: yo im hungry do you wanna get some breakfast

Bro 2: naw im cool i just got some canadian baconback
by Blackass_420 May 12, 2009
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baconization

The state where menu items, previously free of bacon, are now topped or otherwise include bacon.
One experienced the baconization changing prefrences of the U.S. consumer at TGI Fridays when trying to order nachos that now includes bacon.
by Matt from A2 March 30, 2005
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Baconized

Verb.
To critique the meaning of everything.
To be baconized by Bacon Maker1.
To critique everything.
by Steve and Kalon January 29, 2009
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Baconkkake

A large group of pedophiles commonly seen making kitty cat noises in dark alleys. These creatures spend most of their time dressing up as 10-20 year old children, and pretending to fish...

Baconkkake are often overlooked as a blight on humanity, but their collective bodies could potentially keep a small group of people alive for around a month.

Note: Keep valuables in your pants when attempting to interact with these creatures. "Tis a holy place."
Yo dude that "Baconkkake" guy was wearin' a dress, i swear!
by Lolicarrots July 25, 2010
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bacon pony

a person obsessed with drama or chorus. Their favorite show is typically Glee, and they perform in musicals. The "bacon" refers to the singers, while the "pony" refers to the actors. They can be completely annoying!
person 1: Oh my gosh, I hate Daisy. She is such a bacon pony.
person 2: More like the Pony Princess.
person 3: And Ryan is her bacon bitch!
by Cranberry Applehead November 12, 2010
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