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Short stop 

Where a midget spins on his/her forehead under you, while you shit all over them as they pick it up and eat it.
Hey baby you wanna short stop in here, you got some leg room.
Short stop by Elliot T January 4, 2008

Short Stack 

A band from Budgewoi, NSW, Australia with three extremely talented (and funny) members. Andy Clemmensen who is the backup singer and the bass player, Shaun Diviney who is the lead singer and lead guitarist and Bradie Webb who is the drummer. They formed in 2005 and have been loved by almost all ever since. They have appeared on many tv shows including The 7PM Project, Rove and Sunrise. For all you haters, start liking them because they are really nice people.

Short king Anthem 

A song represents Louis William Tomlinson
-Louis listen to short king anthem it’s very good
- you disrespectful Little shit
Short king Anthem by Djpayno September 7, 2020

short n' curly surprise 

when you shave your pubic hair over food that is then eaten by someone else without knowledge of the pubes
Let's shave our balls over the quesadillas and then serve them at the party for a short n' curly surprise!
short n' curly surprise by Ricksore September 28, 2008

Short-Term Facebooker 

Someone who writes on someone's wall or comments on something on facebook and immeadietly forgets what he/she just said.
_ON FACEBOOK_

Rachael: "Happy hug a pianst day! *hugs *feels gross *hugs again"
Joel: "You feel gross when you hug me?"
Rachael: "umm, no, did I say that??"
Joel: "You're such a Short-Term Facebooker, rachael"

short bus 

the vehicle that the government protected classes of people choose to ride because their to ignorant to notice their own short comings.
ted: have you ever had to ride the the short bus, Bob?

Bob: not since I realized that getting any government welfare gets you nowhere.
short bus by oldmountianman October 8, 2014