obscene

the opposite of scene, you are independent (indie) and hope those scene and retarded emo bitches die

i'm so obscene, it's gross.
"she's so obscene..."-- the Click Five

by Peyton White September 3, 2005

Obstacle Course

This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.

#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.

Wow man, if you can do the obstacle course and live to tell about it, your a lucky man.

by Andy K April 5, 2004

critical observation

i dont know mothafucka

You got come critical observation on how much more that fried chicken need to be cooked?

by the fuck? October 28, 2013

Observer

One of the stupidest users of this system.

OBSERVER is a conservative moron who thinks bush enabled a tax cut when now the taxes are higher... EXCEPT FOR ON THE RICH.

by Bush Sux April 19, 2004

Obsequious

A person who "kiss-ass" to his/her boss. A person being subservient, despirate for attention and praise. Trying hard, self serving, egotistical maniac..

My obsequious co-worker reported gossip to our boss, now he faces the ire of everyone.

by Trojan Virus August 12, 2018

vow of obstinance

one who stubbornly adheres to an attitude of sexualabstinence esp. intercourse.

Sharlene: "...aw come-on babe you know we're both aching for it, it's been like forever since we both made like the beast with one hump".

Shane: "I'm sorry honey but you know I've made a vow of abstinence, so please respect my vows and just be patient and when the time is right...blah blah..."

Sharlene: "Yeah whatever, sounds more like a vow of obstinance..."

by Brohica October 2, 2009

silent observer

a creepy ass person who has too much time on their hands that stares and stalks people and makes it very obvious, they don't know they are called silent observer, no one likes them, they come on to girls that obviously arent interested in them

1: "Oh my gosh, watch out, theres silent observer again."
2: "Yeah I know, he always stares at my ass and once he took a picture of it."

by jsdhfui skdfsbn February 24, 2005