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norman no-mates

A individual with no friends. That guy you see sitting at the pub all alone trying to start start a conversation with whoever will give him some attention.
Hey Bro last I saw old Norman no-mates at the bud and he kept trying to charity chat every person who walked up to order a drink
by Rob* June 24, 2014
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nigel no mates

Someone who has no friends.

Kiwi/NZ slang version of "Nigel No Friends"

nigel no friends
"Oh look, there's Nigel No Mates sitting by himself again"
by kiwi9016 May 31, 2018
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“America First” Math

When the US is toying with the idea of imposing exorbitant tariffs on foreign publishers, which would make it hard for them to ship their wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly math titles to American homeschoolers, students, and teachers.
A number of hardcore Trumpublicans want their senators to push for an “America First” math bill to protect local authors from being outwitted by their foreign counterparts, whose titles cost a fraction of most dear inch-deep-mile-wide US math textbooks.
by MathPlus July 11, 2021
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Singapore Math Going Endemic

When most K–12 Singapore math writers would find it almost irresistible not to set questions on Covid-19 and its variants, masks, vaccines, and lockdowns, by adding some context to their content in their new manuscripts, unless their publishers think that it is morbid or a bad omen to do so, by rationalizing that the product of two negatives (people’s fear of math and of the virus) is not a positive in this case.
As Singapore reluctantly lives with Covid, it’s understandable that those who had lost loved ones to Covid-19 have reservations about Singapore math going endemic in this new normal.
by MathPlus November 4, 2021
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can math

The quick mental math you do to find out how much Mountain Dew costs per can when it is on sale.
It was five dollars for five twelve-packs. I did the quick can math and figured out it was about eight cents per can!
by Ace and Deuce November 28, 2005
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matchslacker

Noun. One who subscribes to an online dating site, but is much too lazy and/or too busy to respond to potential dates in a timely fashion.
Kim: How's it going with the online dating?
Becca: I haven't done much lately. I've been a matchslacker.
by MmmMichMeg February 7, 2010
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matesurbating

Dude, did you hear? I walked in on Steve & Dave matesurbating
by neoDiggity August 3, 2010
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