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Heavy Freight

A teen with an awesome boob endowment.

More so when coupled with slim hips and legs.

See also Yulia Nova the Russian Big Boob starlette
Man One: (noticing a well filled T) Betcha don't get many of them to the pound.

Man Two: Nah! Such big breathes and only 16.

Man One: yeah, some real heavy freight under there
by travelling_man January 28, 2013
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Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.
Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
by pisodiumis February 4, 2014
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heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014
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Heavy back

I can't lift you up cause my back heavy

These ratchets have heavy backs
These ratchets have heavy backs
by Buiyaa January 8, 2015
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heavy hornet

A worthless peice of shit, that no girl would like to suck his dick because he is a twat.
Last night I found out that heavy hornet's ex sucked another dudes dick.
by Sweenerz July 17, 2016
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heavy show

Very good sex given by one person to another; A very strong sex show by either a man or a woman; Sex where all the tricks are pulled out
Melissa put on a heavy show last night...I'm still thinking about her today!
by cabj1990 November 16, 2016
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heavy crackin

When girls with big butts wear skinny jeans that rides low showing the top of their crack with no panties on
Skinny jeans riding low.. she be heavy crackin
by lanebugg November 29, 2016
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