i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.

Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”

by Dudewholikesbannanas May 8, 2021

Domestics

Teenagers/People in their early 20s who have been in the same boring relationship for an absurd number of years, wasting their youth on one lame person instead of enjoying single life precisely when they're supposed to.

-How long's your sister been going out with that guy?
-I don't know, like 5 years?
-Since they were 15?!?!?!
-Tell me about it. Fucking domestics man.

by M.Z.G November 26, 2010

Domestic Abuse

Something that women always get away with

The fucking slut hit me first and I’m the one getting arrested for domestic abuse

by Tykoi September 15, 2020

does size matter

yes

boy: does size matter?
girl: yes very much

by hejejnshsjsnvebvshkqksn February 7, 2019

devestate

To get so drunk that one begins to remove clothing (e.g. vests).

John got hammered at that party. He was devestated by the end of the night.

by UTPadrino June 10, 2011

dobesing

When one mooches resources off another person, yet they themselves have the sufficient resources.

Dude, stop dobesing and taking my food!

by madams April 20, 2008